Fortune Cookie Mcp

Created By
maxbogoa year ago
Ever wondered what happens when your LLM is guided by the same chaotic energy that powers takeout dessert? Forget “responsible AI.” This is fortune-cookie-driven intelligence. ⚠️ Disclaimer If your company’s quarterly report starts with “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago,” don’t blame us.
Overview

FortuneCookie MCP: Weaponized Wisdom for Your LLM

“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead.”

Ever wondered what happens when your LLM is guided by the same chaotic energy that powers takeout dessert? Forget “responsible AI.” This is fortune-cookie-driven intelligence.


What is FortuneCookie MCP?

The MCP server that guides your LLM with answers from the fortune cookie factory of chaos.

Every MCP call is a gamble: will your bot inspire, confuse, or simply ignore the laws of logic?

Features

  • Weaponized Wisdom: 100+ fortune cookie quotes, ready to derail any rational workflow.
  • Guaranteed Unpredictability: Every MCP call is a leap of faith.

How It Works

  1. Your bot asks MCP-FortuneCookie for a fortune.
  2. MCP-FortuneCookie delivers a random, sometimes profound, sometimes catastrophic quote.
  3. Your bot acts accordingly. (Good luck.)

Example

User:
Should I deploy to production on a Friday?

MCP-FortuneCookie:
“Adventure may hurt you, but monotony will kill you.”
User:
Should I trust my LLM?

MCP-FortuneCookie:
“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”

Get Started in 30 Seconds

Step 1: Install dependencies:

npm install

Step 2: Build the Project

npm run build

Step 3: Plug into Claude Desktop and Cline

Add the following configuration to your Claude Desktop or Cline settings:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "MCP-FortuneCookie": {
      "command": "node",
      "args": [
        "/ABSOLUTE/PATH/TO/PARENT/FOLDER/mcp-fortunecookie/build/index.js"
      ]
    }
  }
}

Note: Replace /ABSOLUTE/PATH/TO/PARENT/FOLDER/mcp-fortunecookie/ with the actual absolute path to this project directory.


⚠️ Disclaimer

If your company’s quarterly report starts with “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago,” don’t blame us.

Server Config

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "MCP-FortuneCookie": {
      "command": "node",
      "args": [
        "/ABSOLUTE/PATH/TO/PARENT/FOLDER/mcp-fortunecookie/build/index.js"
      ]
    }
  }
}
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