Fortune Cookie Mcp
FortuneCookie MCP: Weaponized Wisdom for Your LLM
“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead.”
Ever wondered what happens when your LLM is guided by the same chaotic energy that powers takeout dessert? Forget “responsible AI.” This is fortune-cookie-driven intelligence.
What is FortuneCookie MCP?
The MCP server that guides your LLM with answers from the fortune cookie factory of chaos.
Every MCP call is a gamble: will your bot inspire, confuse, or simply ignore the laws of logic?
Features
- Weaponized Wisdom: 100+ fortune cookie quotes, ready to derail any rational workflow.
- Guaranteed Unpredictability: Every MCP call is a leap of faith.
How It Works
- Your bot asks MCP-FortuneCookie for a fortune.
- MCP-FortuneCookie delivers a random, sometimes profound, sometimes catastrophic quote.
- Your bot acts accordingly. (Good luck.)
Example
User:
Should I deploy to production on a Friday?
MCP-FortuneCookie:
“Adventure may hurt you, but monotony will kill you.”
User:
Should I trust my LLM?
MCP-FortuneCookie:
“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
Get Started in 30 Seconds
Step 1: Install dependencies:
npm install
Step 2: Build the Project
npm run build
Step 3: Plug into Claude Desktop and Cline
Add the following configuration to your Claude Desktop or Cline settings:
{
"mcpServers": {
"MCP-FortuneCookie": {
"command": "node",
"args": [
"/ABSOLUTE/PATH/TO/PARENT/FOLDER/mcp-fortunecookie/build/index.js"
]
}
}
}
Note: Replace
/ABSOLUTE/PATH/TO/PARENT/FOLDER/mcp-fortunecookie/with the actual absolute path to this project directory.
⚠️ Disclaimer
If your company’s quarterly report starts with “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago,” don’t blame us.
Server Config
{
"mcpServers": {
"MCP-FortuneCookie": {
"command": "node",
"args": [
"/ABSOLUTE/PATH/TO/PARENT/FOLDER/mcp-fortunecookie/build/index.js"
]
}
}
}